What do I see, Acme's weekly advertising brochure is in my hand. Look at this, just before the holiday, it has the kind of discounts that tantalize. 'Beef Rib Roast,' only $4.99 per pound! Seriously, even Butcher Erol would tip his hat to this price and say well done. Moreover, they’ve set a limit, so everyone can have a taste. Alongside, there are pineapples and pomegranates shining like gold, just like they say, 'fruits served on a golden plate,' exactly like that. On top of that, there are raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries, as if you’ve picked a basket full of fruits from the forest. There's also asparagus, only $1.99 per pound; you can’t find this price at the market stalls. With Florida's Natural orange juice, you refill your vitamin stores in the mornings, and they’ve even set a limit for your wallet’s ease, allowing two per person.
In other words, Acme has really thought about you, saying, 'The holiday is coming, guests will come, the table will be lively.' They've made it even sweeter with 'For U coupons.' So, while doing your holiday shopping, you won’t hesitate thinking, 'Should I get this too?' The money in your pocket is more than enough. There's even a discount on fish, even Fisherman Uncle Kemal would be envious of these prices.
