Look, I knew about this but I didn't know, but let me hit you hard. You can find anything you want in the Fred Meyer catalogue, it's like you rubbed Aladdin's magic lamp and a genie appeared. You know those Disney Tsum Tsum plushies, the ones that will leave no trace of stress if you caress their heads, these are available for $4.99. The kind of guy who is smart and knows what he wants and says "wow". If it were me, I'd take it home but I don't know what I'd do with it, maybe I'd put it under my pillow at night, maybe I'd put it in the display case. Should I even give an idea to my male readers? You can use these plush bears as a crotch pillow while sleeping at night. What kind of idea? There are also flashy Disney Princess costumes, but don't ask me, anyone with a daughter will understand me, at these prices you can have a feast every day. Prices start at $19.99, "flying, flying, princess, flying!". Run to Fred Meyer for the sparkling Disney Princess dresses that every girl dreams of!
Now, when it comes to tiaras, it's a hell of a place. When you wear it, every daughter becomes a princess and every son becomes a knight. I think that girls will remember this object from Sailor Moon.
