Ladies and gentlemen, open your eyes wide, the Christmas Discounts from Stater Bros Markets for December 20-26, 2023 have hit the market, 'with joy, with delight, fresh as a daisy!' First up, rib eye with bone, uncut, super fresh, only $7 per pound. 'With these prices, you've hit the bottom of the barrel' is the right thing to say. There’s also chicken breast, boneless and skinless, 'the king of diets,' just $2 per pound. If you're thinking 'What kind of deal is this?' yes, the prices are sky-high!
Pineapples are so cheap, at 69 cents per pound, you won't even turn to look at them. Asparagus too, at $3 per pound, like a royal suite. Honeycrisp apples, don't just think it's any fruit, only $1 per pound, the world has turned into a candy apple.
'Stater Bros, the king of butchers, has squeezed the juice out of meat this week. 'Set your sights high,' setting a Christmas table with these prices is 'child's play.' When you ask 'Who's got the fish in the market?' you want to shout Stater Bros. Imagine an aisle 'like a fruit garden,' with prices you'd think 'are not worth a penny.' Apples in 'take them to a disco and Honeycrisp would be crowned queen' mode.
